I love my friends, so here's a page all about them. I'll write a short biography on each of them, and if they have a site that I know the address to, it will be in the box to the right. There will eventually be pix too, but not just yet. Enjoy! Emily Emily is great. She's tall, a slight bit taller then me, but she wears heels, bitch...
Anyway, she's awesome, everybody loves Emily, and luckily, she worships me, just check out her page all about me on her site (there is a link to two sites of hers in the box). She has big curly red hair and she is very red, and curly, that's just her. She's also tall, and skinny, but her body fat percentage is awful, so that makes me feel better (sorry Em). She also has an unnatural lack of body-hair, like, she so doesn't have to shave her legs, ever. If I was a girl, it would so piss me off. She also has thin hair on her head, and there's this one little curl that always falls on her forehead. Its great, like the poem, "there was a little girl..." you know, so anyway.
She is like, the best artist i know, her writing is stunning, especially her poetry, but her essay and anything she writes turns out wonderful. She can draw beautifully, but she doesn't pursue it much, or, as much as she ought anyway. She can also pain, but less well and less often. She also dresses great. Her fashion sense almost always hits the mark, excpet when she doesn't care, then she either looks like crap or like a lesbian. She's not a lesbian. She in fact has a boyfriend. He's old. She's eighteen and he's thrity three. I find nothing wrong with this, but I question her judgement a bit. He's just not the prettiest thing I've ever seen, that's all (sorry Saul honey). He also has no car and no job and no money, but that's okay becasue they're in love and that's all that matters. He quit smoking for her, so he's sweet and devoted and shit, so that's good. Happy.
Emily is also 1/3 of Triple D, which is a super-hero group with Em, Hack and I. Em is Diva, the tall, leggy redhead who is so stunning, people just stop to gaze at her and forget to do whatever bad things they were at doing when we came to the rescue. Hack is Damsel, but we'll get more into that on his bio. I'm Devil, and it means all that it implies (as in Horny Little Devil). Heehee.
So yeah, that's my Emily, she's something else... Dr. Horatio Q. Hackenbush Dr. Horatio Q. Hackenbush is Tyler. He used to go by Hack, but that nickname has kind of gone obsolete, but I like it, and for some reason, I have decided to revive it through this site. I don't know if this will make him happy or not. I hope it makes him happy, he needs to be happy more often. Not that he's depressed, well, occasionally, but aren't we all? Hack just deserves happiness. He also deserves love. He needs a man. But gaain, don't we all? Heehee. Anyway.
The Good Doctor is at being very tall. I am at believing he is 6'2" but I could be wrong. He is mannish in proportions if not mannerisms. What do I mean if? Of course not mannerisms. He's a flaming queerball. Heehee. He is so Femme, its great. I'm gonna go on a tangent for a sec, but I don't think he'll mind, but it really pisses me off when people write Femme like "fem" making it look at masculine. It ought o have the double "m" "e". Its just better that way. Anywho, back to Hack. He's got Auburn hair, and his favorite color is aubourgine. Heehee. He used to have terrible fashion sense, one some days that boy would wear solid beige, I swear. It was bad. Then Em and I nagged him for a couple years, he got pissed off, then depressed, then bloomed. Now he's a beautiful visage of tight black and shiny. Yay. He stands on his own two fashion feet now, so watch out kittens, here comes Nanny! Nanny being another psuedonym. He has many, as do I.
Tyler is as well a fabulous writer. He and I started Writer's Block, a writing club at our school. His poetry is very distinct and it has a flavor I've yet to see anywhere else. I believe my favorite work of his would have to be, "White Rose on Black Lace" or perhaps, "Pursed Lips". We shan't speak of his artistic abilities. N'existe pas.
That brings me to something else. He shares my passion for the french language. Its so wonderful. We used to have French class together, but no more, I miss those days... We still have our little frenchisms, though. Bizous!
He is also Damsel of Triple D, the super-hero group mention in Emily's bio. Damsel is more of an old-lady, nanny-type character, but she is dynamic and is blooming, I believe, into a fair wraith of a maiden. She sings show tunes and old 40s music to frighten and shock her enemies into fleeing or being shocked into unconsoisness. She can also blind people with a deft swirl of ugly dresses and beige lace, or knock them unconsious or worse with her Fan of War. She is truly a sight to behold.
So that's it for our good Dr. Hack and all his alter egos. There is also a link to his site in the box, but the site is not very good and has not been updated in ages, he has lost interest in it. Wheneevrr he gets around to caring and getting a NEW site, then I'll put it there too. Poppy Poppy is Christina. She is short and beautiful and has the most gorgeous hair. Even better than Emily's, I think (sorry Em) but she hadrly ever lets it down unless Hack and I bitch at her about it. Its long and wavy and a wonderful shade of reddish blonde. Its like, Lady Godiva hair. Poppy is a very awesome person, and she has wonderful taste in men. Obviously, becasue she likes Hack and I. She has a man though, her Michael. Poppy is very wise and childish at the same time, its really amazing. She has an obseesion with dragons and fantasy stuff which is cool, but she has an annoying little sister named mini-Poppy who is annoying and annoys me and is not quite as cool. She is Poppy but smaller and blonder and has big thick glasses becasue she is blind and annoying. I love Poppy dearly, she is a very good friend who looks after me, I appreciate that. |  |
Other wonderful sites (but not nearly as wonderful as this one)... Here are my links to the sites of my closest friends. |
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Drea Drea is a wonderful person. I used to date Drea. I don't date Drea anymore. I stopped dating Drea sevral increments of time ago, perhaps months. Has it been months yet? I think so, yes. We're still very good friends though. People seem to think that ex's can't get along, but we're closer now, i think. I dunno. Anyway.
Drea is a bit shorter than me, perhapsing she is 5'7" or somewhere around there, but she, like Emily, wears tall shoes. She has awesome boots. She is also the best thrift store shopper I have ever had the fortune to see in action. Drea has brown hair and blue eyes, which is totally cool. She also has an awesome voice which she is insecure about, or used to be, not so much anymore, I think. Its as deep or deeper than mine at times. Its cool. We could do a duet and you might think I was the girl. Heehee. That would be fun. We used to want to start a band and call it Gone Paisley, but that died as I can't play guitar worth crap.
Drea is also a very good writer. Do you see a trend? Hehe, anyway, ahe is the current president of Writer's Block and is doing a very good job, *wink*. Just kidding, you know I love you Drea. Its not (entirely) her fault we are homeless. Anyway, she is a really good song writer, better than anything I could ever achieve. Her lyrics I usually hear spoken as poetry, but there is always a sense that they were meant to be put to music. My favorite song by her is, "February". I haven't heard it to music, I don't know if she's put it to music yet, but it would be awesome if she did. She also draws, she's good at fashion drawing and her ideas for clothes are cool.
She has sister, Alyssa, she's kind of annoying, but she's like Drea in that she looks like her and that's all. She's funny becasue she gets crushes on Tyler and I. Mostly Tyler. Haha.
Back to Drea. She is not part of Triple D, as its Triple D and not Quadruple D, that would just be absurd, hehe, but we've come to know Drea somewhat as the Dominatrix. She is tall and sexy and wears big black leather boots and lots of leather and has a whip and dominates people. She's my idol. Hehe.
So that's what there is to Drea. She's lovely, kind of weird, and is enamored with a straight boy for once, good for her. Sarah Sarah has been my best friend since grade school. She's one of the coolest people I know. She's short and voluptuous. She is also blonde with blue eyes. I don't hang out with her very often, but we talk enough and I love her to death. She's always the one I call when I have real problems and need to really talk to someone, she'll always talk me thorugh it or offer to beat up the asshole who hit me in the nose even though he's at least a foot taller than her. She can be very intimidating when she's mad. She's like five normal women PMSing all rolled into one and concentrated into a smaller package. Its great. I love her. Claire Claire I have also known since grade school. We were best freinds in Middle School, now she's gone to another High School to enroll in the IB program and I don't see her as often, but we get together every once in a while. She's very Earth Mother Goddess like. She dresses like I've neevr seen and seeing some of the clothes she wears on anyone else would make me scream and run away, but she pulls it off. I have yet to figure out how. She is an awesome writer and ought to publish a book of essays. She and I are very close and I would have it no other way, I love Claire. She's helped me thourgh so much, and I think I've helped her as well. I wouldn't trade her for the world. Julie Julie. Formerly known as Strawberry Cheesecake, or just CheeseCake for short, but not anymore. Julie is very blonde and very pale. No, she's not pale, she's translucent with blue highlites. Her hair is also a similar shade of clear, but it has pink in it from over a year ago that was supposed to wash out in two weeks. It didn't. It has so far survived two bleachings I think, its very resilient pink. So another nickname of hers is Pinkerbell. I used to be Julie's Gay Boyfriend, then her Gay Fiancee, but not anymore. She left me when she found out I liked boys. Apparently she just thought I was happy a lot. Heehee, anyway. Julie is very cool and happy and bouncy, and its okay that she's fat becasue she has big boobs. Julie and I are just great together, but we don't get to hang as often as we ought. Its fun when we do though. She's my very favorite not-quite-albino person in the whole world. |
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