I am Yimmy. This is not just a petty name, a series of letters that form a cohesive sound that if yelled in my general direction I might turn in order to discover who is screaming at me, it is an essence. Emily often affectionately refers to me as, "The Yimmy" she even has a page dedicated to "The Yimmy" on her site which you can reach through the links/friends page. We'll let "The Yimmy" speak for Yimself for a bit.
"The Yimmy is unforgiving, The Yimmy is charismatic, The Yimmy is often brutally honest, The Yimmy is a Fashion Goddess, The Yimmy is rather full of himself, The Yimmy is often called an asshole, The Yimmy realizes that when someone calls Yim an asshole, it is only jealousy that has driven thier words, or not, The Yimmy also realizs how silly it sounds to be speaking in the third person, but The Yimmy is having too much fun to stop now. The Yimmy laughs for The Yimmy amuses Yimself when The Yimmy speaks of Yimself in the third person, The Yimmy also realizes how incredibly annoying The Yimmy's redundancy can be, but this also amuses The Yimmy. The Yimmy laughs and is jollified."
That's enough of "The Yimmy". He's an alter ego of sorts, but not really. He's complicated. He pops up whenever I'm annoyed, upset at someone, or really hyper. He gets out of hand sometimes. "The Yimmy" is also a bitch. He failed to mention that, but the Good Doctor often enough reminds him. Thanks Hack. So anyway, I think that's enough for now, you get the idea. I'll add more to this page later, but for now, this will have to do. Ciao! (Europisms are so much fun! Kisses!) |
